so i'm off to Virginia sometime tonight with a friend (Eva). To be frank i have mixed feelings about this trip. On one hand i absolutely adore Eva! on the other hand....children annoy me. Why would children be an issue? well because i have not developed the ability to say no, i have been proclaimed as "official lifeguard" when we go to the lake. which means.....direct contact with the little monstrosities. oi.
ah well...off to pack, i'll be sure to include bear spray (but not for the bears, although that would be an excellent excuse) i can see it now....
Eva: ...erm Daily, why on earth did you spray that kid with bear spray
Daily: he was invading my personal bubble. let this be a warning to allllll children.
children: *cowering in fear*
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Btw.
Please be aware of the fact that i'm just KIDDING. i would never harm a child....on purpose. *ahem* but seriously. child abuse ain't kewl.
Have fun!!!
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